Eminem, Dre, Snoop Dogg. Kendrick Lamar and MJB’s Super Bowl will be the best since Prince in the Purple Rain.

The 2022 Super Bowl is finally here and this year’s halftime show performance is setting up to be one for the ages. Dr. DreSnoop DoggEminemMary J. Blige, and Kendrick Lamar will take the world’s biggest stage and perform at the 2022 Super Bowl halftime showSuper Bowl LVI will air live on NBC and Peacock on Sunday, February 13, 2022 at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles, CA.

-NBC Sports

So here we are. Super Bowl Sunday! Only beat by Christmas, Halloween, and Thanksgiving if you ask me. While many have chosen to root for either Joe Burrow or Matt Stafford come Sunday, there are 30 out of 32 fan bases just watching from the outside. What makes this game so awesome to everyone in America? The pageantry, the grand scale of everything. It’s the best. America at its finest and I will throw hands if you think otherwise.

Dr. DreSnoop DoggEminemMary J. Blige, and Kendrick Lamar

This will be the best show since Prince at the Super Bowl in Miami 07. Colts Bears. We all know how that went don’t we.

Let’s go down the lineup.

Dr. Dre

NWA. The Chronic. No more needed. Educate yourself you dunce.

This guy’s would be one of Dan Carlin’s GREAT Men of Hip Hop. (Shout out Hardcore History). He is as influential as they get. From the music your listening to. To what your listening to them on (Dr. DRE) started Beats and sold it to Apple.

Snoop Dogg

Effortless cool

I’m so pumped for a new generation to witness and appreciate SNOOP DOGG for the skills he has as an artist. People can argue his music ain’t the greatest but the vibe you get from seeing snoop on TV of just effortless cool and unrelenting chillness that seeps through his TV appearances is the foundation of all his work. Gin and Juice is the shit. I was even down with most of the Snoop Lion album. “Good Good” is still great from that one

Kendrick Lamar

Ooooooohhhh this gets me pumped. “good kid, m.A.A.d. city” is like 3rd greatest album of all time in my mind behind Cudi’s “man on the moon” and “Runaways” by the Killers. Those are at least the 3 most important to me id say. Kendrick burst on the scene just as I was entering college and I have to say it was perfect timing. His music captures an attitude of “bring the bullshit. I’m gonna push through and come out ballin on the other end”. This guy was Pushin P before there was P to be pushed.

URBAN DICTIONARY:PushinP

Halle Berry?… or Hallelujah?

Even after that incredible debut he dropped the Grammy winning and often argued greatest rap album of all time. “Damn” and although Don Cheedle may very well have been on one of Epsteins plains I need him to not be a creep. Love when Kendrick barks back. Awesome.

Bars. Bars. For days.

Mary J Blige.

Not my jam really. But im here for seeing how the rest of the guys can work off her and use her singing ability throughout the performance.

And last… Eminem.

Say what you think in the comments below, but I think Eminem is the single most talented rapper out there. I mean other artists make bigger hits and have bigger songs (NOT MANY!!!), but no rapper has had me stop listening mid song because he just said something or laid such a line that I had to stop in awe and appreciate what I just heard. I mean “Lose Yourself” is something I still use to this day before anything needing a little pump up. Just had to storm into a dealership to dispute a warranty on our car and you best believe I’m channeling my Lose Yourself persona in that moment!

The single most insane showcase of rap skill, other than Lil Dickey’s Sway Freestyle may be Eminem in “Rap God” The shear audacity of Rap God Alone is an absolute spectacle. If you’ve never sat through this song you absolutely need to put on your best cans and really listen to it. Incredible.

When he hits that 4 min mark and begins just goin at speaking at like 14000 words a minute I just am in awe. Eminem is the best. Owning Rap and owning the spaghetti game now too

Credit:Los Angeles Times

This show is going to be huge. It’s going to be incredible. I’m excited to see if they get any guests to perform as well, what with their already being 5 artists.

Bengals have to defy all logic and analytics for a 3rd time in a row! Super Bowl 56 (opinion piece).

So here we are. The grind that has been the 2021-2022 NFL season gets its bookend tomorrow in Los Angeles. Super Bowl 56 is upon us and the Cincinnatti Bengals are looking to take down the Los Angeles Rams.

Everyone is rooting for the Bengals it seems (unless your in their division or the 4 Rams fans out there). And who could blame them?

Joe Burrow has made his way into everybody’s heart with his playmaking big game abilities. He is the absolute man. Does BIG things in BIG situations, against BIG odds. What’s not to love when your QB is drippin in so much swag he makes O’Dell Beckham Jr. Look like Bernie Sanders

The Bengals took down the Coach of the Year Mike Vrabel’s Tennessee Titans. They then took the Kansas City’s high powered offense, where the Bengals were able to capitalize on Joe Burrow’s gunslinging and their defenses ability to capitalize on the rare Mahommes error. Although, he seemed to be making a large amount of errors, for his quality of course. Now they just need to beat the Los Angeles Rams and Matthew Stafford, arguably the most “due” guy in the NFL.

I will give Matthew Stafford all the credit in the world. He is an absolute Hall of Famer in my opinion. He was just never able to have help in Detroit. The lack of quality in the front office led to his best target,Calvin Johnson heading out to greener pastures. Literally.

Original photo credit: Primitiv

https://www.insider.com/calvin-johnson-started-a-marijuana-business-2021-6

While Matthew Stafford is due and I’m sure more Lions fans will be rooting for the Rams than there are actual true Rams fans. The Los Angeles Rams have the saddest fan base in sports. Yes of course they need to build one. But how uninterested does your new city need to be for your stadium home games to look like this

Sad.

Who would want them to win that isn’t exclusively rooting doe Matthew Stafford!?! They don’t deserve this. Bengals for sure deserve it over the Rams. I want this for the city of Cincinnati.

LOS ANGELES IS LITERALLY ON FIRE but but Merryl Streep wants to tell me I have to use paper straws from her private jet or something. It’s like the whole state is in the spin zone.

So the rest of the country is almost seeking to have the Bengals stop LA for all of us! They can not win in the first year of stadium home games there. There must be some semblance of justice in this world. Although LA is favorited in this one I am all in on the Joe BurSHOW to continue.

#JoeBurShow

Go Bengals.

-Burke

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